Hilarity Grading...

Wow, I have been overwhelmed A LOT as a 1st year (K-12) teacher; I thought four years teaching college made me semi-seasoned; to be honest, it has been harder than ANYTHING I ever imagined teaching kindergarten could ever be! I would NEVER wish it on my worst enemy...or would I? (insert diabolical laugh here) Some days you literally just have to laugh to keep from crying; so tonight while grading kindergarten writing assessments, I will crack up... 5-6 year old Mr. Britt shared: "I lost my tablet and my superman toy. the setting was et my kuzin home. and I have to sit in my rum duwing nuding. then I got in Chrubol for luzing my tabet. then my mom diet let me go out side. then I got a nuder wuben. fidalley my mom stop wuben me. then I wet to the park after my mom stop." 5-6 year old Mr. Williams shared that when he lost something, he..."...prad...